Monday, December 20, 2010

Not mine but it fits my current juvenile sense of humor:

Once I was driving down the road and ran out of gas. I was able to make it to the side of the road before I stopped. After a moment, a bee flew into my car through the window.

The bee asked, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I just ran out of gas!' I replied.

The bee told me to wait right there (as if I could go anywhere!) and flew away.

Minutes later, I watched as an ENTIRE swarm of bees flew to my car and into my gas tank. After a few minutes inside the tank, the bees flew out.

'Try starting it now,' said the talking bee.

So I turned my ignition and the car started right up.
'Wow!' I exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

This was the bee's answer.

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