Not mine but it fits my current juvenile sense of humor:
Once I was driving down the road and ran out of gas. I was able to make it to the side of the road before I stopped. After a moment, a bee flew into my car through the window.
The bee asked, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I just ran out of gas!' I replied.
The bee told me to wait right there (as if I could go anywhere!) and flew away.
Minutes later, I watched as an ENTIRE swarm of bees flew to my car and into my gas tank. After a few minutes inside the tank, the bees flew out.
'Try starting it now,' said the talking bee.
So I turned my ignition and the car started right up.
'Wow!' I exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?
This was the bee's answer.
Monday, December 20, 2010
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